Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Men don't like reaching for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now men - men are like find wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
mr-and-mrs,
Dec 12, 1:03am
hilarious I love it
kassie48,
Dec 12, 1:05am
Sooo right
rubyjane11,
Dec 12, 12:52pm
buzzy.what is 'find' wine
kuaka,
Dec 12, 2:04pm
Picky! - I'm pretty sure that was a typo and it's meant to be "fine wine".
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