The Un-Authentic Recipe Thread

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sossie1, Sep 19, 9:15pm
I PUT SOUR CREAM IN MY GWOCKAMOLY!

and i spelt it wrong on purpose.

Cmon, lets put our unauthentic, i didn't eat it in a shepherds hut in Afghanistan-I bought it at Pac-n-Save instead, recipes here.

fisher, Sep 19, 9:44pm
I dont have any.:}
ALL mine are EXACTLY as per the recipe.
I've never experimented by changing ingredients in my life.
The purists would have a field day if I did, especially if I called it something else.:}

sossie1, Sep 19, 10:02pm
send fisher a halo by express courier

davidt4, Sep 19, 10:11pm
Or a crowbar to get his tongue out of his cheek.

sossie1, Sep 19, 10:22pm
i did get that it was tongue in cheek.

Tongue in Cheek!is that a meal! (wanders off to the pac-n-save deli counter)

mazzy1, Sep 19, 10:25pm
You guys are going to get in so much trouble, you know that, don't you.

sossie1, Sep 19, 10:45pm
no, cos it's the un-authentic thread, we are proud of our bastardized recipes.
I have even been know to use the wrong type of flour.

cmon peeps, tell us your cheats for yummy grub, I for one am interested.

lx4000, Sep 19, 11:02pm
i put grated carrot in my spag bol ! hehehehe and my son couldn't get it to taste as good as mine. He nearly died when he saw me add it as he Hates Cooked carrot!hehehehe

sossie1, Sep 19, 11:04pm
good for you!
i had a boyfriend who hated courgettes. even tho he had never eaten them.

I sliced them, cooked them, and called them "flat peas" and he ate the lot. Then I told him what I had done, and he said he still hated them

alewis, Sep 19, 11:08pm
I use up all my bits of tomato sauce or half jars of pasta sauceinto mince casseroles I put a bit of water inside slosh and then sqirt into mixture never the same taste twice!

lol I used to put grated carrot and courgettes into mince as the kids didnt go "greens" they caught me one day but that lasted a while.

hezwez, Sep 19, 11:09pm
I thicken sloppy hot fruit with custard powder before putting the crumble topping on.
Edited to add.and freeze left over bean/chick pea casseroles, blend them when thawed and make burgers with added semolina or breadcrumbs (and anything in the fridge clean out)

alewis, Sep 19, 11:10pm
also adding to say - if you have nothing but un-pleasant to add to this thread - DON'T post! lets keep this a nice experience for EVERYONE

sossie1, Sep 19, 11:10pm
Now THAT"S a good idea

hestia, Sep 19, 11:10pm
Last night I made a rissotto, and I didn't put any wine in it. We are not wine drinkers - there is no wine in the house. I don't see the need to buy a bottle of wine just for a dish that I make occasionally. I made a wine-less rissotto and nobody whined about it.

sossie1, Sep 19, 11:12pm
call it a rissottout

evorotorua, Sep 19, 11:29pm
Hi my name is Erica and I don't always cook by the book.

evorotorua, Sep 19, 11:30pm
Sometimes, I don't even use a book. Sometimes I put a whole heap of leftovers onto some flattened dough without yeast and call it a pizza.

sossie1, Sep 19, 11:32pm
you baaaaad baaaaaaad girl lol

evorotorua, Sep 19, 11:32pm
Sometimes those leftovers include kumera which isn't even Italian and I still call it pizza. AND sometimes I don't spell stuff right. Am I to be chastised!

daleaway, Sep 20, 12:27am
Only if you make yeast pizza dough and not the genuine scone base that we true impurists use.

samanya, Sep 20, 1:18am
& as long as the yeast is home made & isn't some of that store bought stuff .I confess I buy mine. ;o)

elliehen, Sep 20, 1:20am
fisher, share your secrets. how do you manage to stay under the radar of the purist vampires!

Your tasty Horseradish Sauce completely escaped their scrutiny!

elliehen, Sep 20, 1:32am
I make a Black Forest Gâteau Trifle.

eastie3, Sep 20, 1:36am
My dear old Dad,a life long hater of celery always had second helpings of my kumara and celery soup(a Digby Law recipe).He never asked and I never told him what was in it,my mother used to get all lemon-lipped over that as she could never slip any celery past him.
I love this thread!

elliehen, Sep 20, 1:38am
I'm realising that it's the first thread I've ever felt really 'safe' in ;)