Recipie for fruit cake.funny :)

tasmum, Nov 17, 2:55am
Try thish reshipe for fruitcake

1 cup butter
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup dried fruit
1 tsp baking powder
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
lemon juice
1 cup brown sugar
nuts
1 or 2 quarts whiskey

before you start, sample the whiskey to check the quality. Good isn't it! Now go ahead. Select a larhe mixing bowl, measuring cup etc. Check the whiskey again as it must be just right to be sure the whisky is of the highest quality.Pour 1 level cup into a glass and drink it as fast as you can Repeat.
with an eletric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.Add 1 tsp thugar and beat again. meanwhile, make sure that the whiskey is of finest quality. Cry another tup. Open second quart if necessary. add 2 arge leggs, 2 cups fried druit and beat til high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, just pry it lose with a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey again, checking for toncisticity,
.Next. Sift 3 cups of salt or anyhing, it really doesn't matter. Sample the whiskey. Sift 1/2pint lemon juice. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add 1 babblespoon of brown sugar or whatever colour you can find and mix well. grease over and turn cake panto 360 gredrees. Now por the whole mess into the coven and ake. check the whiskey again and go to ged.

sarahw2, Nov 17, 4:55am
HAHA! Funny:-)