Recipe for Happiness

herika, Jun 28, 9:26pm
I found this lovely little recipe :

" I have a little recipe that isn't hard to make
But you must always start as soon as you awake.
Take a great big mixing bowl and fill it with a smile
Mix half a cup of sunshine with good deeds to last a while.
Add a pinch of work and play, a pinch of thoughtfulness and care
But don't bake it in the oven, just spread it around everywhere. "

Hope it spreads a smile on your face too :)

ttwisty, Sep 14, 2:16am
How To Preserve a Husband

Be careful in your selection. Do not choose too young. When, once selected, give your entire thoughts to preparation for domestic use. Some insist on keeping them in a pickle, others are constantly getting them in hot water. This may make them sour, hard and sometimes bitter.
Even poor varieties may be made sweet, tender, and good, by garnishing them with patience, well sweetened with love and seasoned with kisses.
Wrap in a mantle of charity. Keep warm with steady fire of domestic devotion, and serve with peaches and cream. Thus prepared, they willkeep for years.