SO I THINK RICE IS

vin8, Jul 13, 3:36am
A GIANT QUEEN ANT THAT HAS BEEN GENETICALLY MODIFIED TO LAY EGGS THAT ARE JUST BLANKS

rainrain1, Jul 13, 6:17am
SO GO TO SPEC SAVERS

nfh1, Jul 13, 6:29am
That's nice dear.

norse_westie, Jul 14, 2:36am
In that case I happen to have a lovely creamy Ant Egg pudding in my slow cooker right now. Please don't tell my kids - they would be devastated, they love their "rice pudding".