Everybody seems to be in such a hurry to scream racism these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?" The assistant replied, "Are you Irish?" The man clearly offended, said, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? If I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? If I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? If I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? The assistant replied, No, "I probably wouldn't". The man said, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I was Irish?" The assistant replied, "Because you're in the hardware store".
lindylambchops1,
May 20, 5:28am
Laughing My Socks Offhilarious!
dec1066,
May 20, 5:48am
We're all laughing! Thankyou.
kinna54,
May 20, 6:46am
Luv it!!
hollis6,
May 21, 5:25am
Everybody seems to be in such a hurry to scream racism these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage!" The assistant replied, "Are you Irish!" The man clearly offended, said, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian! If I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German! If I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish! If I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican! The assistant replied, No, "I probably wouldn't". The man said, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I was Irish!" The assistant replied, "Because you're in the hardware store".
dec1066,
May 21, 5:48am
We're all laughing! Thankyou.
kinna54,
May 21, 6:46am
Luv it!
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