Funny recipe

jenandjohn, Nov 3, 2:13am
This morning afriend emailed me this cake recipe that her friend sent her.It's one of the funniest things I've read for a while.Keep in mind the author of the recipe is an old lady from New York :-)

HI MIRIAM, TODAY A FEW PEOPLE ASKED ABOUT THE CHOC. CAKE I TRY TO BAKE, YOU KNOW THE ONE THAT SOMETIMES IS NOT QUITE RIGHT, AND THEN ITS REALLY GOOD OTHER TIMES.SO IT WAS DECIDED TO SEND IT TO YOU AND YOU WOULD SEND IT TO EVERY ONE.

NOTE IF SOMEONE ISNOT INTERESTED.JUST DELETE.

I HAVE MADE SOME ADDITIONS AND SOME CHANGES.

IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY I THNK YOU ASKED ABOUT THE ONE BOWL CAKE.!

ANYWAY IF YOU PUT IN A LOT OF CHOC BITS AND LET IT BAKE FOR 40 MIN.ITS NOT ENOUGH.LIKE TODAY, AND THEN ITS ALL BROKEN.
WHATEVER.
NICE TO SEE YOU
SEE YOU MONDAY

RECIPE.
THIS CAN BECHOCOLATEOR CHOCOLATE & COFFEEOR MARBLEOR DATES & NUTSOR RAISINS AND NUTS.ETC ETC MOST ANYTHING YOU WANT IT TO BE.
YOU CAN EVEN USE M&M'S

GENERAL CAKE(3 CUPS FLOUR)(all the bits and pieces, chips nuts whatever are thrown in the end.)

U NEED THE FOLLOWING
1 BOWL
TEA SPOON
TABLESPOON
1 FORK
1 CUP MEASURE
BAKE PAN ROUND 8 INCHES ACROSS OR
LOAF PAN 10 INCHES LONG
1BAKING POWDER BAG
1VANILLA SUGARBAG or 2, if you like 2 does make it better
SUGAR OR SUGAR SUBSTITUTE(THE SUGAR SUB IS NOT THAT GOOD, BUT, USE ABOUT 22 DROPS.)
OPTIONAL BROWN SUGAR
1 EGG
WATER
FLOUR WHOLE WHEAT AND OR WHITE
YOGURT PLAIN 0%
CANOLA OIL

WHAT TO DO

IN A BOWL.THROW IN THE FOLLOWING

1 EGG
1 CUP YOGURT OR 1 CUP WATER
1 BAG VANILLASUGARor 2 IS BETTER
1 BAG OF BAKING POWDER
1 CUP (SCANT OR NOT QUITE) CANOLA OIL

it will look foamy.that's good

NOW BEAT THE HELL OUT OF ITuse the fork

NEXT YOU CAN ADD 1 CUP OF WHITE OR BROWN SUGAR (OR HALF AND HALF)
OR
PUT 16 - 22 DROPS OF THE LIQUID ARTIFICIAL SUGAR

STIR LIKE CRAZYuse the fork

NOW ADD 3 CUPS OF FLOUR(WHITE OR WHOLE WHEAT OR HALF AND HALF FLOUR MIXED

NOW REALLY really BEAT THE HELL OUT OF IT! IT DOES WORK A LITTLE BETTER IF YOU BEAT AFTER THROWING IN EACH CUP,
DEPENDING ON THE CAKE.
FOR MARBLE: USE WHITE FLOUR, TAKE OUT 2 SPOONS OF BATTER AND MIX COCOA AND A LITTLE INSTANT COFFEE AND A DROP OF WATER.THIS IS THE MARBLE STUFF.

FOR A CHOC.USEWHOLE WHEAT AND WHITE FLOUR ,MIX IN THE BEGINNING WITH THE LIQUID. 3 SPOONS OF COCOA AND A BAG OF CHOC CHIPS(YES THE WHOLE BAG.TO HELL WITH POVERTY). (beforeserving this cake pop it in the oven, OR THE MICRO FOR 2 MIN,and the chips are all runny, and everyone just loves sloshing around in it.)
IN A MORE RECENT VERSION OF CHOC.I USED THE BIG BAKING CHOC BAR, ITS SQUARES.BREAK THEM UP, THE SQUARES, AND THEN CHOP THEM INTO BITS , USE 4 OF THE SQUARES TO DO THIS. TO HELL WITH POVERTY AT ALL TIMES.
FOR A NUT / DATE CAKE USE HALF WHOLE WHEAT AND WHITE.IT LOOKS GOOD DARKISH. IF YOU WANT IT TO BE DARKISHER, ADD SOME COFFEE POWDER.

FOR THERAISIN & NUTS THE WHITE FLOUR SEEMS TO LOOK BETTER.ALSO THE WHITE RAISENS (SOAKED IN RUM OR BRANDY DO WELL)

THIS ISJUST AN OPINION.ON WHAT AND HOW TO USE.

IF THIS IS CONFUSING .JUST ASK ME

OH YES BAKE MODERATE OVEN FOR 35 TO 45 MINTHE NUMBER ON MY OVEN IS 175 CTRGRADE
I LINE THE PAN I AM USING WITH BAKING PAPER.IT ALWAYS COMES OUT EASY.EXCEPT THE TIMES IT DIDNT.GO FIGURE!but it still tasted good.

coolkat11, Nov 3, 2:53am
I dare someone to try and make it lol

daleaway, Nov 3, 3:36am
This is like my granny's recipes. When we asked her how to make her potato cake (old Cornish recipe) she started "Take my blue enamel bowl." We fell about laughing and alas the recipe never got written down.

But where is sugar and baking powder sold in tiny bags! That's the mystery here.

buzzy110, Nov 3, 4:25am
LMAO.

elliehen, Nov 3, 9:19am
In Tokyo they sell bread in tiny bags of four slices per bag, so I'm prepared to believe anything!

winnie231, Nov 3, 6:34pm
In Germany & Austria you get vanilla sugar in little bags courtesy of Dr. Oetker which is their Edmonds.